When you create a profile on Google, they ask you to write a short bio. Here’s mine:
Short bio: I was born. I learned to walk and talk. I went to school. I learned to sit and shut up. I went to college. I learned to walk and talk with girls. I got married. I got divorced. I learned to walk and talk with God. I married again. We adopted two children.
I amWe are trying to teach them how to walk and talk with God.
And I don’t even think I used the maximum number of characters.